What the hell happened to your life? How did you up having to endure useless meetings all day? Nodding. Brow slightly furled. Pretending to care. Fake smile. Glazed enthusiasm.
You used to be cool.
“A man’s gotta eat, Julian.” Indeed. Not to mention you have to pay down your credit card.
“Did I really need a thirteen thousand dollar mountain bike?”
“Fuck.”
It’s the third gaddamn meeting of the morning. Questioning all the decisions you’ve made that got you there, you clutch your third coffee.
“I think I hate every person in this room.”
At least your mug is cool.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Great for holding coffee during useless meetings with coworkers you hate
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
